WHY DONT I HAVE ANY BRAS THAT FIT!?
WHY IS THIS ONE ITCHY?
WHY IS IT A WEEK UNTIL MY DUE DATE?
I need to go to Old Navy just to buy some goddamn Zotz.
That was like the best part of working ON. Chase and I buying a string of Zotz when we worked the fitting room.
That VICE piece about Warped is probably the greatest and most hilarious thing I’ve stumbled across in awhile.