Conservatives: How will this affect Hilary’s campaign!? She can’t be pro choice now!! Hurr burr burr
Not Conservatives and the “IDC” crowd: This isn’t radical. It’s conventional and heterosexual; why can’t she be more radical!? She’s just doing what’s expected of her!!!
Omg. Shhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. SSSHHHHHHHHHH.
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
Did you know that you can make houses out of plastic bottles? By filling them with sand, and molding them together with mud or cement, the walls created are actually bullet proof, fire proof, and will maintain an comfortable indoor temperature of 64 degrees in the summer time.
And it’s not like there is any shortage on used plastic bottles out there. Here are some statistics from treehugger.com:
“The United States uses 129.6 Million plastic bottles per day which is 47.3 Billion plastic bottles per year. About 80% of those plastic bottles end up in a landfill!”
To build a two bedroom, 1200 square foot home, it takes about 14,000 bottles.
The United States throws away enough plastic bottles to build 9257 of these 2 bedroom houses per day! That’s just over 3.35 million homes, the same number of homeless people in America.
Many people in third world countries have taken up building homes out of plastic bottles, from Africa to Asia. Perhaps the trend will catch on in America and all of those bottles will stop ending up in the landfills. Wouldn’t they be better off housing the homeless? Kinda like all those empty houses scattered all over the country?
My cousin in Kentucky is actually building one of these now (I think he’s been working with random help for about 3-4 years now?). He spent a long time in New Mexico learning to do this after he had some mishaps with his college acceptance. He basically said, “Fuck it” and went to build Earthships. He’s currently working in Berea and will be getting married next month, but if you ever wanted to actually do something like this, he’d be a person to hook-up with.